American Health

The Japanese eat very little fat,
yet suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat,
yet suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine, 
yet suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink lots of red wine,
yet suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat a ton of sausage and other fats,
yet suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Apparently speaking English is what kills us.

Eat and drink what you like.