The safety crew at Silver Dollar City installed a new "low clearance" sign today because of my clumsy ass. Coming out of the cave, I totally missed a low-hanging beam and rammed my head straight into it. Because I was in full forward motion, my legs kept going and I ended up pretty much on the floor. After a semi-forced trip to first aid and an hour of ice packs, I have a huge red knot that's turning into a bruise and a black eye, and a possible mild concussion.
Okay, I know there were more issues to address, but apparently my head injury has caused some sortof selective amnesia for those things meant to be in the blog. So toodaloo!